What Happens When You Cross Bridget? The Cheekiest Irish Ballad Yet! | The Cheeky Celt

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Bridget’s Got A Shovel | A Cheeky Irish Revenge Ballad | #IrishMusic #IrishBallads #CelticMusic #IrishMusicVideos #FunnyIrishSongs #TheCheekyCelt Hell hath no fury like a woman with a garden tool. Bridget’s Got A Shovel is a cheeky Irish folk ballad that tells the hilarious tale of betrayal, revenge, and one very well-fertilized fig tree. With rowdy rhymes, stomping folk beats, and dark Irish humor, this ballad turns heartbreak into high comedy, set against the wild spirit of rural Ireland. Told through rapid-fire storytelling, cinematic folk visuals, and an unapologetically mischievous voice, this original Irish song celebrates the art of sweet, sassy revenge — with a shovel in hand and a pint on the table. If you love funny Irish songs, Celtic pub ballads, storytelling songs, and cinematic Irish mischief, Bridget’s Got A Shovel will have you raising your glass — and hiding the spade.

📌 ABOUT THIS SONG:
🎵 Genre: Irish Folk Ballad / Dark Comedy
📍 Setting: Rural Ireland, Present Day
💡 Themes: Infidelity, Revenge, Garden Tools, Dark Humor, Feminine Rage
🎤 Influences: The Dixie Chicks, Carrie Underwood, Peaky Blinders, Irish pub legends

🛠️ ABOUT THIS FUNNY CARTOON MUSIC VIDEO:
This original Irish ballad was produced by The Cheeky Celt using traditional Irish lyricism, tongue-in-cheek humor, and cinematic AI visuals to bring a wicked little story to life.

📝 LYRICS – Bridget’s Got A Shovel
I baked his bread, stitched up his socks,
Let ‘im snore while I stared at the clocks.
But love makes eejits, and eejits make plans,
'Til I found red lippy on his underpants.

Maeve from the pub, that pint-pulling witch,
Thought she’d snag him — the gullible bitch.
Caught the pair down by me da’s old shed,
He dropped his trousers, I saw red.

He blabbered, “It’s nothin’!” — oh sweet Jaysus Christ,
His arse out for air like a Sunday roast sliced.
I says, “No bother, we’ll talk this through,”
Then I headed for the shed — and got tool number two.

Now I’ve got a shovel an’ a grin from ear to ear,
An’ Paddy’s been missin’ a solid year.
Don’t cheat on a woman who knows how to dig —
I buried his lies right under the fig.

I washed me hands and poured meself stout,
Burned all his shirts and tossed his boots out.
Had a pint with the cat and raised me glass,
To Maeve the gobshite and Paddy the ass.

The guards came knockin’, I gave ‘em the tour,
Biscuit in hand, one foot by the door.
They asked where Paddy had wandered away —
I says, “Some lads just leave — can’t be made to stay.”

Maeve legged it off wit’ a lad from Cork,
Caught robbin’ soap an’ a hotel fork.
I posted her a gnome with a wink and a curse:
“He’s all yours now — the shovel made it worse.”

Where’s yer Paddy now, Bridgie dear?
Fertilisin’ me fig, just right this year!
Did he cry?
Like a baby!
Did he beg?
Like a priest!
Would ya do it again?
Twice a week at least!

Now I’ve got a shovel an’ a grin from ear to ear,
An’ Paddy’s been missin’ a solid year.
Don’t cheat on a woman who knows how to dig —
I buried his lies right under the fig.

So girls take note when yer fella goes stray,
There’s more than one way to tidy the hay.
If he cheats, don’t scream — just garden with pride:
Bridget with the shovel... an’ cheek in her stride.

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