The Hearse Song (HAPPY HALLOWEEN!)

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it seems to be something of a tradition to write your own version of the lyrics when covering this song, so that's what I did. (though it does follow the same song structure as Rusty Cage's version)
for some reason, I made this song about being cursed to be eaten alive by bugs so uh... yeah. here are the lyrics if you wanna use them.

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don't ever laugh as a hearse goes by
or you will be the next to die
they'll wrap you up in a cotton sheet
and shove you six feet underneath
alive or dead it matters not
this is the place where you will rot
and once they think that you're deceased
the bugs will thank you for the feast

the worms crawl in, the worms crawl out
they'll forget you later but love you now
they'll eat your eyes, they'll eat your nose
and thanks to them you'll decompose

families of insects you'll feed for weeks
your organs will liquefy as they eat
puss pours out like cream in a pie
a sweet delight for ants and flies
it may look nice on a slice of bread
but you can't eat if you are dead

the worms crawl out, the worms crawl in
they love your insides and love your skin
crawling out, they're satisfied
they know the reason that you died

you sealed your fate with just one laugh
the court deemed you guilty so on behalf
of the one who died ahead of you
the bugs serve justice as they chew

they may be small but they think you're dead
no boots stomp on their tiny heads
you are their nest, their food, their home
until there's nothing left but bone

so the worms crawl out, the worms crawl in
there's nothing to do but to let them win
you're still alive but they won't stop
and the one that you laughed at will sit and watch

so don't ever laugh as a hearse goes by
or you'll be cursed by the one who died
you both will melt, you both will rot
but he is dead, and you are not