SMALL C*CK BLUES (Obscure 1960s country music)
Details
| Title | SMALL C*CK BLUES (Obscure 1960s country music) |
| Author | Forgotten Grooves |
| Duration | 3:32 |
| File Format | MP3 / MP4 |
| Original URL | https://youtube.com/watch?v=tL2h1FCmQhI |
Description
The bona fide AI classic from "Sissy Jean Cocker", the 1960s country legend out of Nashville, TN. Her songs of real every day life and romance spoke to a generation. This one was one of her highest charting hits in 1967. She is alive and still kicking today, still singing songs of heartbreak and romantic encounters gone wrong. Let us honor her great career.
Lyrics:
Well lemme tell ya girls about the night I had, all dressed up and ready to get me some ass
Yeah it was a first date night, and I got myself lookin' tasteful and just right
This man he's a real hunk, and I'm lookin' for a good rump, yeah I'm ready baby to ride that stump
So we meet and dance, a dinner full of romance, then we head to his place and ooh yeah, I'm already drenched
He takes me inside, I'm gettin' ready to ride, and that's when I see it, lord I wanted to cry
Cause what I thought would be a monster of a penis, it turns out the thing you can barely even see it
Yeah, that thing it's like a baby carrot, a prick so teensy I don't think I can bear it
Yeah that thing is a tic-tac, a piece of macaroni, a triple-a battery in a hat
What's a woman to do when she just wants to get plowed, but ends up with a man not so well endowed?
So I grab my things and I'm ready to get home, then he says "Wait a minute honey, don't run along"
"What's the deal? Why the sudden exit?" Well no offense mister, but that prick is pathetic
I ain't out for a man with a pinky for a c*ck, yeah I'm a real woman who needs to get her sh*t rocked!
Lemme tell ya ladies, it's a cryin' shame, to see a hunk of a man like that with no d*ck to his name
Yeah, it was teensy, it was weensy, an insult to all mankind
He whipped it out and I thought I'd lost my mind, ooh yeah
Yeah it's a real damn travesty to see a two inch pencil on a man that damn sexy
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