Rody Walker - The Pro Smoking Cigarette Song (2009 version + lyrics/chords)

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Description

The "legitimate" version of Tuesdays With Morrie.

Behind the Scenes: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItHVprp2YrI

Lyrics:

This is a pro smoking cigarette song,
So everybody light one up and fuckin' sing along,
Sing cancer whatever!
And heart disease who cares?
Angina sounds funny, so i'll take it,

When I wake up, put on my makeup,
Light up a cigarette and smoke away my cares,
I lost capacity, for breathing in too deep,
I still like cigarettes so now who cares?
Maybe some day i'll wake up and i'll be singin' just like Chad,
But not today as you can hear so,
Light one up I got somethin' to say

This is a pro smoking cigarette song,
Sverybody light one up and fuckin' sing along,
Sing cancer whatever!
Heart disease who cares?
Angina sounds funny, so maybe baby I don't care,

*Cough*

I like to drink and smoke,
I like to fuckin' fight,
I like to wake up by the toilet when i've stayed out all night,
I like to talk real loud,
And I like cigarettes,
Maybe their related
Yeah well maybe (Ah maybe I'm just a fuckin' douchebag)
Light one up after eating a big meal,
Light one up while taking a shit,
I burn my jeans when I try to wipe my ass,
That's just the price you pay (For cigarettes!)

This is a pro smoking cigarette song,
So everybody light one up and fuckin' sing along,
Hand me that ashtray from that table right there,
Girls just wanna have fun (That's all they really want)

This is a pro smoking cigarette song,
So everybody light one up and fuckin' sing along,
Cancer whatever!
Heart disease who cares?
Angina sounds funny, so i'll take it,

A cigarette,
A cigarette,
Is this fuckin' song not over yet?
Cause I need a cigaratte,
A cigarette,
I wanna quit,
I really should,
but this industry tricked me really good,
Think they won't trick you?
Sucked in the young kids,
Sucked in the dumb kids,
Fucked up the bum kids.
Somebody told me that laser surgery would help me quit,
That's what I heard,
So next Wednesday June 3rd,
It's time that I made it legit!
I promised my girlfriend a year ago I,
A year ago that I would quit,
And that was a lie,
And that's why,
I'm gettin' lasers shot into my eyes.

And here's the tab in case any of you can't figure it out by ear:

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