I Guess I'll Just Stay Married

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Sorry girls...it's only a bit of fun...you know I luvs ya all...please don't crucify me in the comments section lol ... xxx

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I GUESS I'LL JUST STAY MARRIED

I got lucky on my birthday
My wife reluctantly let me have my way
She said "This is for you, do what you must do"
Let me know when you’re through
I thought things would change when we tied the knot
But the life I dreamed of ain’t what I got
When she say’s no, she means no
Hell No!

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I couldn’t get laid when I was single if you threw me in a woman’s prison
I am the poster child for total rejection
Celibacy is the cross that I must carry
I couldn’t get laid when I was single
So I guess I’ll just stay married

I‘ve gotta a bulldog, he lives on a chain
I know what he’s going thru, I feel his pain
He don’t have no fun on that doggy run
He never gets none
He’s got potential if he could get free
But he’s on a short leash just like me
He goes through life with hungry eyes
Watching b***hes go by

© Paul Thorn