Friends (Donald Trump & Jeffrey Epstein song parody)

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Donald Trump is all over the Epstein Files and is frantically trying to cover it up, including giving favors and possibly a pardon to Ghislaine Maxwell.

Song parody to the tune of "Friends" by Flight of the Conchords https://youtu.be/LGjPMLGqkPk

=== Lyrics ===

Pom pom-pom, pom pom-pom (ping)
Pom pom-pom, pom pom-pom (ping)

Friends sing together
La la la la

Friends do things together
La la la la

Friends guffaw together
Ha ha ha ha

Friends break laws together
La la la la

Friends help you procure a minor
Take her south on your jetliner
Friends do things deranged and vile-and
Hide it all down on your island

Friends help you with suicide
Then they ensure it’s verified
Friends are the ones there in the end
Don’t tell them Donald Trump’s my friend

When you fly with me recline your seat
I’ll get Ghislaine to rub your feet
You’ve never had a friend like her
If you pardon her she’ll call you “Sir”

If I hang myself please hide my files
My client’s frequent flier miles
There’s really nothing there to see
Just naked girls and Trump and me

Friends walk together
La la la la

Pop and lock together
(zzi zzu zzi zzu)

Me and Trump together
La la la la

Getting humped together

Friends who visit at the spa go
Shopping down at Mar-a-Lago
They don’t want a back massage
They’re there to steal Trump’s entourage

To take them down to Epstein Island
Billionaires will stupefy them
Friends tell you when you’ve been indicted
(Jeff, you’ve been indicted.)

Friends forgive you, if you sue them
Jeffrey who? I barely knew him
Trump knew it all, but he only smiles
They were best of friends and pedophiles

La la la la
Friends, friends, friends
La la la la
Friends, friends, friends, friends
La la la la
Friends, friends, friends, friends
La la la la
Friends
La la la la, ping