Don't start a Cold War with Canada. (We have more cold than you.)

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AI assisted.
Lyrics: Bob Foster
Music: Suno
Graphics and Animations: Midjourney
Editing: Pinnacle Studio

Transcript:
Don't Start a Cold War with Canada.
(We Have More Cold!)

(Verse 1)
The news said you were mad,
A little miffed, it seems,
'Bout our softwood lumber,
And dairy market schemes.
You puffed your chest and grumbled,
Talked tough and raised a fuss,
Said "Cold War!" on the evening news,
Lookin' straight at us.
Oh, bless your soul, America,
Let's keep the comments sweet,
There's one thing you're forgetting,
About our cold and heat.

(Chorus)
If you start a cold war, neighbour,
You won't last a day,
We've got more cold than you have,
We'll freeze you right away.
From B.C. to the Maritimes,
Our blizzards never cease,
We'll just turn up the winter,
And you'll have to beg for peace.

(Verse 2)
You send your fiery rhetoric,
Your tweets like icy darts,
But we're used to the shiverin',
We have insulated hearts.
You talk of cutting ties,
And closing down the line,
We'll just open a Tim Hortons,
And stand there feelin' fine.
You think your threats are chilling?
Son, you ain't seen a thing,
'Til you've seen our February,
And snowdrifts all through spring.

(Chorus)
If you start a cold war, neighbour,
You won't last a day,
We've got more cold than you have,
We'll freeze you right away.
From B.C. to the Maritimes,
Our blizzards never cease,
We'll just turn up the winter,
And you'll have to beg for peace.

(Verse 3)
Your strategists are gatherin',
With maps and battle plans,
While we're just out ice fishing,
With mitts upon our hands.
You plot your grand manoeuvres,
Your economic might,
We put on another sweater,
And say, "America, Goodnight!"
You talk of power projection,
And global chilly winds,
But we've got real polar weather,
That's where the fun begins.

(Bridge)
Your supply lines will be frozen,
Your convoys stuck in snow,
We'll just send you some hot chocolate,
And tell you where to go.

(Spoken)
Politely, of course.

(Chorus)
If you start a cold war, neighbour,
You won't last a day,
We've got more cold than you have,
We'll freeze you right away.
From B.C. to the Maritimes,
Our blizzards never cease,
We'll just turn up the winter,
And you'll have to beg for peace.