Cursed Elf On The Shelf Sings A Song (Scary Christmas Horror Parody)

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Here's the lyrics -

CURSED ELF ON THE SHELF

Ohhh

Oh I'm an elf on the shelf, and I'm a happy little guy
I keep myself to myself, report back every night!
And all I ask is that you listen to a set of rules
As long as you adhere I'll spread the cheer and everything is cool
But you've been naughty and you keep touching and you stay up late!
In fact you do the very things you know I really hate!
You push and prod me till I run out of Christmas cheer
You broke this little elf - and I'm not feeling quite myself this year!

YOU BROKE THE RULES
OH WHY'D YOU HAVE TO DO THAT?
SO IM'A MAKE A MOVE
YOU BROUGHT THE MONSTER OUT!
OH ALL I WANTED WAS TO BE YOUR LITTLE CHRISTMAS SCOUT
BUT NOW YOU PISSED ME OFF SO I'MA BRING MY STASH OF WEAPONS OUT
NO MERCY, COLD TURKEY, I'LL PAINT THE WALLS RED LIKE DAD'S EMBARRASSING CHRISTMAS JERSEY
SO WHEN YOU FIND ME BY THE CHRISTMAS TREE ALL BATHED IN LIGHT
INSTEAD OF HOLDING PRESENTS I'LL BE HOLDING DUAL AKIMBO KNIVES

So now's the part if you've got kiddies they should turn away
I guess you clicked the song so know the kind of things I'd say
For every night that passes when the darkness turns to day
I'm like a Christmas calendar, but every day I'm more insane!
I pulled a shotgun from a stocking all the neighbours heard the popping pools of blood and bodies dropping razor blades and pistols cocking
It really didn't have to come to this.. but I'm a stickler for my rules and now you're off the Christmas list!

YOU BROKE THE RULES
OH WHY'D YOU HAVE TO DO THAT?
SO IM'A MAKE A MOVE
YOU BROUGHT THE MONSTER OUT!
OH ALL I WANTED WAS TO BE YOUR LITTLE CHRISTMAS SCOUT
BUT NOW YOU PISSED ME OFF SO I'MA BRING MY STASH OF WEAPONS OUT
NO MERCY, COLD TURKEY, I'LL PAINT THE WALLS RED LIKE DAD'S EMBARRASSING CHRISTMAS JERSEY
SO WHEN YOU FIND ME BY THE CHRISTMAS TREE ALL BATHED IN LIGHT
INSTEAD OF HOLDING PRESENTS I'LL BE HOLDING DUAL AKIMBO KNIVES

It's Christmas eve and I've a little present up my sleeve, A small addition to the burned and bloodied Christmas tree
I flew out every night, to get a big supply, of weapons grade plutonium a primer and some 235 -
And at the stroke of midnight just as Santa hit the chimney flue, I hit the switch and half the continent lit up and blew
They didn't know the truth, so they launched every nuke this elf caused Armageddon cos you couldn't follow simple rules!

YOU BROKE THE RULES
OH WHY'D YOU HAVE TO DO THAT?
SO IM'A MAKE A MOVE
YOU BROUGHT THE MONSTER OUT!
OH ALL I WANTED WAS TO BE YOUR LITTLE CHRISTMAS SCOUT
BUT NOW YOU PISSED ME OFF SO I'MA BRING MY STASH OF WEAPONS OUT
NO MERCY, COLD TURKEY, I'LL PAINT THE WALLS RED LIKE DAD'S EMBARRASSING CHRISTMAS JERSEY
SO WHEN YOU FIND ME BY THE CHRISTMAS TREE ALL BATHED IN LIGHT
INSTEAD OF HOLDING PRESENTS I'LL BE HOLDING DUAL AKIMBO KNIVES

YOU BROKE THE RULES
OH WHY'D YOU HAVE TO DO THAT?
SO IM'A MAKE A MOVE
YOU BROUGHT THE MONSTER OUT!
OH ALL I WANTED WAS TO BE YOUR LITTLE CHRISTMAS SCOUT
BUT NOW YOU PISSED ME OFF SO I'MA BRING MY STASH OF WEAPONS OUT
NO MERCY, COLD TURKEY, I'LL PAINT THE WALLS RED LIKE DAD'S EMBARRASSING CHRISTMAS JERSEY
SO WHEN YOU FIND ME BY THE CHRISTMAS TREE ALL BATHED IN LIGHT
INSTEAD OF HOLDING PRESENTS I'LL BE HOLDING DUAL AKIMBO KNIVES